Oh yeah, and both stories are set during season six so the date Rivkat put on the story when she posted it to AO3 has to be wrong. She couldn't have posted it in 1997.
Mulder was controlling things in CH and Scully was in SLATL.
Yes, I see. Yes, yes. We can talk about "Good Vibrations" although funny though it is, I have no idea what there is to talk about. That's the story about Scully's drawer full of vibrators, right? From the vibrator of the month club gag gift. (rolls eyes)
Anyway, the award for Best Vibrator dialogue, Mulder angst division is from THIB.
"What?" Mulder looked into his glass. "We need to talk?" he muttered. He swallowed the rest of the liquor. "I can't do this, Scully. I can't be your fuck buddy."
"What?" Scully sat down on the coffee table and put one hand on his knee. Mulder's leg was thrumming like a plucked guitar string. "I never thought of you like that, Mulder."
"Well, fine," he said. "I don't know what you think about me. I mean, other than the 'oh yes' and the occasional 'oh god' and the 'shit' you said last night. But for all I know, that's what you tell your vibrator."
She couldn't resist. "Mulder, you're way better than my vibrator."
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Mulder was controlling things in CH and Scully was in SLATL.
Yes, I see. Yes, yes. We can talk about "Good Vibrations" although funny though it is, I have no idea what there is to talk about. That's the story about Scully's drawer full of vibrators, right? From the vibrator of the month club gag gift. (rolls eyes)
Anyway, the award for Best Vibrator dialogue, Mulder angst division is from THIB.
"What?" Mulder looked into his glass. "We need to talk?" he muttered. He swallowed the rest of the liquor. "I can't do this, Scully. I can't be your fuck buddy."
"What?" Scully sat down on the coffee table and put one hand on his knee. Mulder's leg was thrumming like a plucked guitar string. "I never thought of you like that, Mulder."
"Well, fine," he said. "I don't know what you think about me. I mean, other than the 'oh yes' and the occasional 'oh god' and the 'shit' you said last night. But for all I know, that's what you tell your vibrator."
She couldn't resist. "Mulder, you're way better than my vibrator."
Heh.