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How about a game while I sort out what to say about Suture's fic and what to post next? This was posted at [livejournal.com profile] ropo and of course, Tumblr.

Some of the squares are easy: "Plotless Smut" and "Convenient Mistletoe." I can think of fics for those right off the top of my head. But you're going to have to help me out with a couple of them. What does "French" mean? Like, Mulder and Scully are...French? And how about, "Aah...ahhh!" Is that supposed to be a line of dialogue or what? I am assuming "Manhood" is a euphemism.

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Leave your suggestions and/or bingos in the comments.

Date: 2014-04-23 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] infinitlight.livejournal.com
I think "ah-aaah" and "manhood" just mean their occurrence in the fic. I'm less annoyed by "ah-aaah" than I am by "hnggrhhh" or whatever, but I don't think phonetic dialogue ever works really well in sex scenes. I'm cool with "he moaned" instead.

I don't know what French means. But 500,000 words and they still haven't kissed sounds AWESOME. I've read a few 100,000 words and they still haven't kissed...

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But 500,000 words and they still haven't kissed sounds AWESOME. I've read a few 100,000 words and they still haven't kissed...

This is EXACTLY what I though as well. Which fics have you read where it too them 100,000 words to kiss? 'Cause I'm either seriously forgetful or seriously missing out!

Did they not kiss unto near the end of Arizona Highways, or was it closer to the middle. I seem to vaguely remember an angsty scene in a motel room, nearer to the middle, but I could be thinking of a scene from another fic.

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Date: 2014-04-23 10:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] amyhit.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure some of these straight up don't exist in the XF fandom (e.g. The coffee shop AU, the teacher/student AU, the chem lab partners AU) And yeah, "French," WTF? There's a pretty epic Sherlock fic in which Sherlock is a French tennis player, but in the XF fandom? Hmm, let's go with La Belle Dame Sans Merci by MustangSally, because it has a french title, and it was the only french fic title I could think of. (I haven't read the fic though.)

The One Fic that's So Sad Even the Title Makes You Cry: For me, it's I'm Damaged as I'm Sure You Know by crookedhalt, though For The Weary by threeguesses has also been known to bring the waterworks. But the fic that takes the top spot is definitely a Sherlock fic, Make Whole What Has Been Smashed by Charlie J.

Which fic is it for you?


Convenient Mistletoe: Woot! Mistletoe Madness by Syntax6. Is that the one you were thinking of? (I bet it was.)

500,000 Words and They Still Haven't Kissed: The closest I can think of (unless we count gen fic) is Universal Invariants, which took maybe 60,000 words for them to kiss (and. it. was. AWESOME).

Dramatic Car Accident Scene: Didn't Bonetree do a fic like this? ...Goshen?

The High School AU: Well...there's Friends Even in Childhood by Penny Daza, but I don't think any of it takes place at school. I don't really remember the fic much.

The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU: I find this question interesting because the XF fandom has a very different definition of AU than a lot of fandoms have, especially more recent ones. Most newer fandoms only really consider a fic an AU if the characters meet under entirely different circumstances and a lot of other things are different. Whereas in the XF fandom AUs were pretty much anything that deviated from canon in a definite way. So by XF fandom standards, the most popular answer to this would probably be Iolokus. Whereas by greater fandom's standards it might be something liiike...Paracelsus? Or Pru's baseball one maybe?

Of Course You Have Lube in Your Pocket: This is so very specific to slash fandoms, I think. I can't think of a single fic at the moment in which M&S even use lube (which, granted, is not a particularly realistic portrayal of het sex, from what I gather, but that's neither here nor there).

Platonically Sleeping in the Same Bed: Does a tent count? Because if so then Parabiosis! In which they keep to their respective sides of the sleeping bag, "like octopi in jars." *cuddles fic*

ETA: Oops, sorry, I didn't notice that you'd posted this to the XF book club. I thought it was in your journal. (I was scrolling my flist like a zombie. t's 4AM here, which accounts for my not realizing the obvious.) If I'd realized, I wouldn't have been talking about Sherlock fics, since obviously this is an XF discussion.
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Date: 2014-04-23 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tri-sbr.livejournal.com
Which fic is it for you?

I haven't read the sad ones you mentioned, so they are added to my list for when I would like to cry. ha. Mine is 7 Days in May. I feel like I should re-read it, but I haven't been able to make myself do it. It made me sad for weeks the first time I read it. Maybe at this point, I have built it up more in my head than is merited, though. Paracelsus definitely made me cry the first time through, as did Water's Edge, but I have re-read them without any tissues.

Dramatic Car Accident Scene: Didn't Bonetree do a fic like this? ...Goshen?

Yes, Goshen, which was then followed by several long stories in a "secret world" universe (I think that's what it was called). Pretty good. (Also long.)

I agree, the AU categorization covers a wide range of "alternative-ness" but I guess for bingo purposes that is a good thing - more to choose from.

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Date: 2014-04-24 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] infinitlight.livejournal.com
Which fic is it for you?

The Absence of Memory by Narida Law still reverberates in my mind, more than ten years after I first read it. I can now read it without the punch in the gut feeling I got at the time, but it still makes me sad.

[livejournal.com profile] wendelah1 said Telephones, which was also very sad. Stories about despair are usually more upsetting to me than outright tragedy. Keeping with the phone theme, Cellphone by Marasmus is also very upsetting. I never even read Fathoms Five because just the spoiler warning upset me. Yellow Balloon by Zyllah is devastating.

Other fandoms: there's a Lie to Me* story called The place that you cannot yet know by blank, that is one of the saddest things I have ever read, fanfiction or not.

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Date: 2014-04-30 12:02 pm (UTC)
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Saddest story for me is Night Giving off Flames by Jesemie's Evil Twin. That story gutted me. I couldn't get it out of my head for a long time after I first read it.

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Date: 2014-04-23 02:29 pm (UTC)
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I love this discussion (can you tell?)!!

High School AU: ok, these are not exact fits (and I'm not necessarily recommending them), but there is a historical au (set in 1812) where they are not in school but are the right age at any rate (You and Me by lolabeegood) and there is a pre-xf fic where I think they are high school age but it's summer (15 Years by Laura Sprys). Also, isn't part of Kel and Trelawney's Seminal Events set in Mulder's high school days (but no Scully, so minus half a bingo square, but plus a gold star because it's Kel and it's funny)? Oh, I almost forgot David S's I'm Rubber, You're Glue can probably be jammed into this category, and I admit, I like it.

Plotless Smut: Too much to pick from. Sense Memory by Tesla

The Coffeeshop AU: again, kind of fitting square pegs into a round hole, here, but Physics 101 by Lysandra has a fairly significant coffeeshop scene. Also, at the other end of the emotional spectrum, Kipler's narrator in Strangers and the Strange Dead works in a coffeeshop.

WIP (ignoring the specifics of the category): Alphas by wintersong (in The Lost series), High Tide (sequel of sorts to Water's Edge) by Elizabeth Rowandale, and JET's sequel to Small Lives Awake (there are snippets, which I am content to fashion into a story, but as far as I know, that's it). I'm happy to be corrected on any of these.

Convenient Mistletoe: Yes, Mistletoe Madness was my first thought, too. But I also thought of Having a Happy X-Mas by Ten - the writing doesn't remotely compare with syntax6 but there is something about the plot idea that I can't help liking.

The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU: as a newer person, I am interested in hearing what people have to say for this (AU or not). I am sure there are probably stories that were really big at some point in time that I have completely missed.

Chemistry Lab Partners: um, maybe Class Project - they are partners for a final exam at quantico. And, I take it back, there is some chemistry ;)

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Date: 2014-04-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
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A Question. What is "Dead Parents" about, exactly? Is that a story where the characters are orphaned and living on their own, like a The X-Files/Boxcar Children fusion or something?

I don't know what the bingo people mean by "dead parents," but would Life During Wartime technically fit? If there is a pre-xf kid-dana and kid-fox solving mysteries from a box car, I would definitely read that.

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Date: 2014-04-26 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybe-amanda.livejournal.com
I love this thing. It's so very very.

Lube seems to be elusive. Cyanide and Astroglide (http://tooms.gossamer.org/display.php?CyanideAndAstroglide) fits the bill (the title kinda gives it away...)

P.S. When I saw 'French' I thought Morticia and Gomez. Of course I did.



Date: 2014-04-27 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badforthefish.livejournal.com
Aww, why do I see this thread just before bedtime? I will do my best to catch up with the comments this week. I was busy rec'ing this place- among others - on the new Previously TV X-Files forum (http://forums.previously.tv/forum/568-the-x-files/) actually. The TWOP folks have moved there.

The One Fic that's So Sad Even the Title Makes You Cry:
Grace Realized by Michaela.
I.Cry.Every.Damn.Time.

Dramatic Car Accident
Yep. Goshen.

French
Beats me too.
As in "kissing"?
As in "rude like the"?
As in "written by a French person?" *shit eating grin*

The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU
I guess The Magician series is the closest one to fit the bill.

Plotless Smut
I don't even know which name to give, there are so many. Hell we even had to coin the term PWP for them.
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Date: 2014-04-29 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estella-c.livejournal.com
Very true. And Jess M deserves constant mention because she made no secret of the "can't they just have sex?" pov.

For pure-sex-with-no-excuse-whatsoever I nominate "Souls Embracing" by Chez Burgess. It is fabulously arousing, but so full of love that it's not fair to call it smut.

Oddly, Jess is also author of my saddest nominee.

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Date: 2014-04-29 09:00 pm (UTC)
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Oooh, I just saw that awkward student-teacher one. Jess Mabe's "University" has Mulder undercover as a professor with a lovely antique home and Scully as a student. He revels in his role and she of course does the actual investigating. Such fun. You can criticize Jess, if that's your thing, but you can't not like her fantasy-building. She had a rowdy shamelessness.

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Date: 2014-04-30 04:58 pm (UTC)
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"Compromising Positions:" somebody wrote a pretty funny story about Mulder and Scully being locked into a coffin. Maybe I'll try to trace it later, but probably not. I remember that Mulder makes some crack about "Nights in White Satin."

Date: 2014-05-02 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainatlas.livejournal.com
Oh man, this thread has me grinning from ear to ear. I even came out of anon and lurker status and finally created a LJ account just so I can start actively participating in these discussions.

I'm not new to the XF, but fairly new to fanfic and have been devouring it for the past nine months or so. It's fun to discover there's a place on the internet where people are getting excited about the same things I do. Nuts. Thank goodness for this reading group.

Anyway, I came to say that I Iove that this bingo game has pointed me towards some fics and authors I hadn't hear of before, and ignited discussion of some fics I'd been mulling over in my head. I'm so delighted by all of your comments! I love each and every one of you.

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Date: 2014-05-14 04:42 pm (UTC)
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Hello everybody. I'm not new the lj or the xf but I am new to this community and I have to say I'm enjoying it greatly. It's been a long time since I've read much xf ff and the recs here are very much appreciated and this bingo thread is super fun to watch. Just wanted to say thank you.

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