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How about a game while I sort out what to say about Suture's fic and what to post next? This was posted at
ropo and of course, Tumblr.
Some of the squares are easy: "Plotless Smut" and "Convenient Mistletoe." I can think of fics for those right off the top of my head. But you're going to have to help me out with a couple of them. What does "French" mean? Like, Mulder and Scully are...French? And how about, "Aah...ahhh!" Is that supposed to be a line of dialogue or what? I am assuming "Manhood" is a euphemism.

Leave your suggestions and/or bingos in the comments.
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Some of the squares are easy: "Plotless Smut" and "Convenient Mistletoe." I can think of fics for those right off the top of my head. But you're going to have to help me out with a couple of them. What does "French" mean? Like, Mulder and Scully are...French? And how about, "Aah...ahhh!" Is that supposed to be a line of dialogue or what? I am assuming "Manhood" is a euphemism.

Leave your suggestions and/or bingos in the comments.
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:47 am (UTC)I don't know what French means. But 500,000 words and they still haven't kissed sounds AWESOME. I've read a few 100,000 words and they still haven't kissed...
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Date: 2014-04-23 06:44 am (UTC)Ha ha! I thought the same thing when I saw that square! I haven't read a story in XF that's half million words long, let alone one without a kiss. I think the longest story I've read is "Arizona Highways," which clocks in at around 350,000 words if the KB to Word conversion thingie is to be believed.
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Date: 2014-04-23 07:25 am (UTC)Plotless Smut: "The Airport" by Jess Mabe.
Convenient Mistletoe: "Mistletoe Madness" by Syntax6.
Every Chapter Starts with Song Lyrics: "Diamonds and Rust" by MustangSally.
The Really Good 15 Chapter W.I.P. that hasn't been updated in 2 years: Until she finished it, I guess that would have been "Original Sin." Well, I'm still hoping dtg will finish "Footsteps of Angels." I think Anjou left a WIP still hanging but it's been more like ten years since she updated.
Manhood: I'm going to go with "Malus Genius." It has this funny scene where Mulder and an OMC discuss how sexual politics have changed.
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Date: 2014-04-23 10:55 am (UTC)This is EXACTLY what I though as well. Which fics have you read where it too them 100,000 words to kiss? 'Cause I'm either seriously forgetful or seriously missing out!
Did they not kiss unto near the end of Arizona Highways, or was it closer to the middle. I seem to vaguely remember an angsty scene in a motel room, nearer to the middle, but I could be thinking of a scene from another fic.
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Date: 2014-04-23 10:47 am (UTC)The One Fic that's So Sad Even the Title Makes You Cry: For me, it's I'm Damaged as I'm Sure You Know by crookedhalt, though For The Weary by threeguesses has also been known to bring the waterworks. But the fic that takes the top spot is definitely a Sherlock fic, Make Whole What Has Been Smashed by Charlie J.
Which fic is it for you?
Convenient Mistletoe: Woot! Mistletoe Madness by Syntax6. Is that the one you were thinking of? (I bet it was.)
500,000 Words and They Still Haven't Kissed: The closest I can think of (unless we count gen fic) is Universal Invariants, which took maybe 60,000 words for them to kiss (and. it. was. AWESOME).
Dramatic Car Accident Scene: Didn't Bonetree do a fic like this? ...Goshen?
The High School AU: Well...there's Friends Even in Childhood by Penny Daza, but I don't think any of it takes place at school. I don't really remember the fic much.
The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU: I find this question interesting because the XF fandom has a very different definition of AU than a lot of fandoms have, especially more recent ones. Most newer fandoms only really consider a fic an AU if the characters meet under entirely different circumstances and a lot of other things are different. Whereas in the XF fandom AUs were pretty much anything that deviated from canon in a definite way. So by XF fandom standards, the most popular answer to this would probably be Iolokus. Whereas by greater fandom's standards it might be something liiike...Paracelsus? Or Pru's baseball one maybe?
Of Course You Have Lube in Your Pocket: This is so very specific to slash fandoms, I think. I can't think of a single fic at the moment in which M&S even use lube (which, granted, is not a particularly realistic portrayal of het sex, from what I gather, but that's neither here nor there).
Platonically Sleeping in the Same Bed: Does a tent count? Because if so then Parabiosis! In which they keep to their respective sides of the sleeping bag, "like octopi in jars." *cuddles fic*
ETA: Oops, sorry, I didn't notice that you'd posted this to the XF book club. I thought it was in your journal. (I was scrolling my flist like a zombie. t's 4AM here, which accounts for my not realizing the obvious.) If I'd realized, I wouldn't have been talking about Sherlock fics, since obviously this is an XF discussion.
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Date: 2014-04-23 01:49 pm (UTC)I haven't read the sad ones you mentioned, so they are added to my list for when I would like to cry. ha. Mine is 7 Days in May. I feel like I should re-read it, but I haven't been able to make myself do it. It made me sad for weeks the first time I read it. Maybe at this point, I have built it up more in my head than is merited, though. Paracelsus definitely made me cry the first time through, as did Water's Edge, but I have re-read them without any tissues.
Dramatic Car Accident Scene: Didn't Bonetree do a fic like this? ...Goshen?
Yes, Goshen, which was then followed by several long stories in a "secret world" universe (I think that's what it was called). Pretty good. (Also long.)
I agree, the AU categorization covers a wide range of "alternative-ness" but I guess for bingo purposes that is a good thing - more to choose from.
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Date: 2014-04-23 05:41 pm (UTC)That's not a problem. I didn't post any rules for this discussion.
WTF? There's a pretty epic Sherlock fic in which Sherlock is a French tennis player, but in the XF fandom?
LOL. A French tennis player--Sherlock? That's amazing! I am certain there is no French tennis player AU in X-Files fanfic, although it wouldn't surprise me to find one in X-Men or SPN-RPF.
The High School AU: Well...there's Friends Even in Childhood by Penny Daza, but I don't think any of it takes place at school. I don't really remember the fic much.
Ha ha! Someone on my flist actually wrote one of these--it's short, too, thank God, well-written, and not at all explicit. High school kids having sex isn't terribly sexy imho, so that works for me, too. She does a good job of recreating their friendship and co-dependency, I think.
Two Out of Three (Ain't Bad) (3026 words) by sarken
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The X-Files
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fox Mulder/Dana Scully
Characters: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully
Additional Tags: High School AU
Summary:
"He said, and I quote, 'I don't date good girls, freshmen, or virgins. And, face it, Danes, you're all three.' Does that satisfy your curiosity, Mulder?"
Dramatic Car Accident Scene: Didn't Bonetree do a fic like this? ...Goshen?
Maybe? I honestly don't recall the fic though the name is familiar. There is a car accident scene in "Laws of Motion."
The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU: I find this question interesting because the XF fandom has a very different definition of AU than a lot of fandoms have, especially more recent ones. Most newer fandoms only really consider a fic an AU if the characters meet under entirely different circumstances and a lot of other things are different.
This is interesting: Alternative Universe - Fanlore. I love the Fanlore article because it has a taxonomy of AUs! God, I love fandom.
Whereas in the XF fandom AUs were pretty much anything that deviated from canon in a definite way. So by XF fandom standards, the most popular answer to this would probably be Iolokus. Whereas by greater fandom's standards it might be something liiike...Paracelsus? Or Pru's baseball one maybe?
I might go as far as saying that in XF fandom, what's AU is in the eye of the beholder. Because by the strictest definition, any story in which Mulder and Scully become a couple before season seven is an AU. And I don't think that's most shipper's definition. Certainly any fanfic in which Mulder and Krycek walk off into the sunset together and live happily ever after is an AU in my eyes but I doubt that the M/K slash community would see it that way.
But Iolokus works best for that square because it's an alternative characterization AU (even Rivkat and Mustang Sally concur), that is in the taxonomy, and everyone has read it and/or has an opinion about it. There are people who haven't read any historical AUs so I don't think Paracelsus would work for XF fanfic.
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Date: 2014-04-23 05:46 pm (UTC)Of Course You Have Lube in Your Pocket: This is so very specific to slash fandoms, I think. I can't think of a single fic at the moment in which M&S even use lube (which, granted, is not a particularly realistic portrayal of het sex, from what I gather, but that's neither here nor there).
This is primarily a het fandom now, but we do have a small slash writing and reading contingent and TXF was once a big slash fandom. Not all, but many people who started out writing het ended up writing slash and then moved on to slash fandoms.
Heh. I wrote a story in which M&S use lube for the first or second XF Porn Battle, but I would agree they are exceedingly rare. I haven't read enough slash in XF fandom to know of a fic for that slot. For slash sex outside the bedroom, the go-to sex act appears to be blow-jobs in the XF fanfic I've read. It's certainly a lot easier to clean-up, but I doubt that's a consideration to many readers or writers of slash (or het for that matter!).:D
Platonically Sleeping in the Same Bed: Does a tent count? Because if so then Parabiosis! In which they keep to their respective sides of the sleeping bag, "like octopi in jars." *cuddles fic*
Ha ha! I had forgotten that scene. Yes, I would say that totally counts. We really should discuss that fic here.
The One Fic that's So Sad Even the Title Makes You Cry: For me, it's I'm Damaged as I'm Sure You Know by crookedhalt, though For The Weary by threeguesses has also been known to bring the waterworks. But the fic that takes the top spot is definitely a Sherlock fic, Make Whole What Has Been Smashed by Charlie J.
Which fic is it for you?
It's not "I'm Damaged As I'm Sure You Know" 'cause I don't remember reading it. Crookedhalt is
Maybe "One and Only, First and Last" by onpaperfirst? "Telephones" by cucumberspy was pretty devastating, too. And I thought "From Carthage Then I Came" was incredibly sad. I burst into tears the first time I read it and obsessed about it for an entire night and day. The second time we discussed it I wasn't much better off.
The saddest story in any fandom for me is still "Fireflies" by Ali Snow. Stargate SG-1. It's a wonderful story but man, the angst level is high in that one. Just thinking about it makes me weepy, so that fits my personal square.
500,000 Words and They Still Haven't Kissed: The closest I can think of (unless we count gen fic) is Universal Invariants, which took maybe 60,000 words for them to kiss (and. it. was. AWESOME).
Very awesome indeed. There has to be a longer-slow burn story out there but I don't know what it would be.
"Mistletoe Madness" was it for me, too. No one has done that trope better in any fandom as far as I'm concerned.
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Date: 2014-04-24 12:12 am (UTC)The Absence of Memory by Narida Law still reverberates in my mind, more than ten years after I first read it. I can now read it without the punch in the gut feeling I got at the time, but it still makes me sad.
Other fandoms: there's a Lie to Me* story called The place that you cannot yet know by blank, that is one of the saddest things I have ever read, fanfiction or not.
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Date: 2014-04-23 02:29 pm (UTC)High School AU: ok, these are not exact fits (and I'm not necessarily recommending them), but there is a historical au (set in 1812) where they are not in school but are the right age at any rate (You and Me by lolabeegood) and there is a pre-xf fic where I think they are high school age but it's summer (15 Years by Laura Sprys). Also, isn't part of Kel and Trelawney's Seminal Events set in Mulder's high school days (but no Scully, so minus half a bingo square, but plus a gold star because it's Kel and it's funny)? Oh, I almost forgot David S's I'm Rubber, You're Glue can probably be jammed into this category, and I admit, I like it.
Plotless Smut: Too much to pick from. Sense Memory by Tesla
The Coffeeshop AU: again, kind of fitting square pegs into a round hole, here, but Physics 101 by Lysandra has a fairly significant coffeeshop scene. Also, at the other end of the emotional spectrum, Kipler's narrator in Strangers and the Strange Dead works in a coffeeshop.
WIP (ignoring the specifics of the category): Alphas by wintersong (in The Lost series), High Tide (sequel of sorts to Water's Edge) by Elizabeth Rowandale, and JET's sequel to Small Lives Awake (there are snippets, which I am content to fashion into a story, but as far as I know, that's it). I'm happy to be corrected on any of these.
Convenient Mistletoe: Yes, Mistletoe Madness was my first thought, too. But I also thought of Having a Happy X-Mas by Ten - the writing doesn't remotely compare with syntax6 but there is something about the plot idea that I can't help liking.
The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU: as a newer person, I am interested in hearing what people have to say for this (AU or not). I am sure there are probably stories that were really big at some point in time that I have completely missed.
ChemistryLab Partners: um, maybe Class Project - they are partners for a final exam at quantico. And, I take it back, there is some chemistry ;)no subject
Date: 2014-04-23 07:57 pm (UTC)Me, too. Of course, I've never met a fanfic discussion I didn't love, even if I completely disagree with the OP. I love to argue, too.
High School AU: ok, these are not exact fits (and I'm not necessarily recommending them), but there is a historical au (set in 1812) where they are not in school but are the right age at any rate (You and Me by lolabeegood) and there is a pre-xf fic where I think they are high school age but it's summer (15 Years by Laura Sprys). Also, isn't part of Kel and Trelawney's Seminal Events set in Mulder's high school days (but no Scully, so minus half a bingo square, but plus a gold star because it's Kel and it's funny)? Oh, I almost forgot David S's I'm Rubber, You're Glue can probably be jammed into this category, and I admit, I like it.
"Seminal Events" might be the only Kel fic I'm not crazy about. It hits my character humiliation squick hard. I'm pretty sure I haven't read the others.
Ha ha, with tropes like these, I think it goes without saying that these are not necessarily recs...
I have never seen a Coffee Shop AU, but I noticed a Blockbuster Video AU on David S.'s page at Gossamer.
Okay, this guy and Jesse Mabe tie for best author's notes.
WIP (ignoring the specifics of the category): Alphas by wintersong (in The Lost series), High Tide (sequel of sorts to Water's Edge) by Elizabeth Rowandale, and JET's sequel to Small Lives Awake (there are snippets, which I am content to fashion into a story, but as far as I know, that's it). I'm happy to be corrected on any of these.
Specifics ignored by all. Those are all dead in the water, I'm sorry to say. I think JET is actually writing in another fandom under another name now. No, I can't remember for what or who. Not a fandom I read fic in or I'd remember.
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Date: 2014-04-23 08:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2014-04-24 01:24 am (UTC)Alternate choice, not discussed here. For "Manhood": Okay, ran into this at Musea's old recs page: The Cause of the Effect by Lara Means. It's not a bad first time story actually, if a little overwrought for my taste. This is the passage in question:
You want this to be good for her. Not just some desperate act of lust or need, but *good*. From the way she's moaning and whispering your name, she's enjoying it, but you want her to *really* enjoy it. Your manhood is at stake here.
MANHOOD. See. He said it.
I must continue the search for French, a lube story that isn't mine, a story with author's notes in the goddamned middle.
And a generic canon!verse fic that isn't mine.
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Date: 2014-04-28 04:54 pm (UTC)I don't know what the bingo people mean by "dead parents," but would Life During Wartime technically fit? If there is a pre-xf kid-dana and kid-fox solving mysteries from a box car, I would definitely read that.
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Date: 2014-04-26 04:06 am (UTC)Lube seems to be elusive. Cyanide and Astroglide (http://tooms.gossamer.org/display.php?CyanideAndAstroglide) fits the bill (the title kinda gives it away...)
P.S. When I saw 'French' I thought Morticia and Gomez. Of course I did.
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Date: 2014-04-26 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-27 08:51 pm (UTC)The One Fic that's So Sad Even the Title Makes You Cry:
Grace Realized by Michaela.
I.Cry.Every.Damn.Time.
Dramatic Car Accident
Yep. Goshen.
French
Beats me too.
As in "kissing"?
As in "rude like the"?
As in "written by a French person?" *shit eating grin*
The Entire Fandom Has Read This AU
I guess The Magician series is the closest one to fit the bill.
Plotless Smut
I don't even know which name to give, there are so many. Hell we even had to coin the term PWP for them.
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Date: 2014-04-27 09:19 pm (UTC)"French" in fic bingo definitely means just that -- random French! Or, for that matter, random any language other than the one the author and characters share. It's more romantic if your character starts speaking in French or Italian or what have you, and even the dullest title is more exciting if it's translated into another language. It's a thing, and a thing 14-year-old me was definitely guilty of, no less.
It was easy to find TXF fic with French titles, also German and Latin. Yes, I think written by a Frenchwoman should count!
Are you still interested in doing "Syntax and Measure"?
Is the "Mulder She Wrote" forum being run by the same person? Because I cannot abide her attitude.
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Date: 2014-04-29 08:35 pm (UTC)For pure-sex-with-no-excuse-whatsoever I nominate "Souls Embracing" by Chez Burgess. It is fabulously arousing, but so full of love that it's not fair to call it smut.
Oddly, Jess is also author of my saddest nominee.
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Date: 2014-04-29 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-30 01:26 am (UTC)NOW: Can you find a fic with author's notes in the middle?
I love Jess Mabe. I don't think I've read this one.
He revels in his role and she of course does the actual investigating.
I think we will need to read this at some point. It sounds so bad it might be good.
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Date: 2014-04-30 04:58 pm (UTC)Author's notes in the Middle of the fic: Jackpot!
Date: 2014-04-30 06:32 pm (UTC)End Chapter 3
(continued in Chapter 4...)
Feed Me.
elizabeth@tranfamily.net
NOTE TO READERS: Just to be clear...this story was conceived and outlined before "Requiem" aired in the U.S. (Yes, I'm that slow a writer...) I realize that the coming chapters share themes here and there with the currently unfolding US Season 8. This is NOT meant to be an AU exploration of those dynamics. This is an entirely separate story. The character of Agent Gannon Michaels (soon to be appearing in coming chapters) is NOT Doggett...never was, never will be (not that I don't like Doggett, mind you:)). It was all just very unfortunate timing...
Yay! More middle-of-the-fic author's notes in "Water's Edge"!
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Parts of this chapter are very NC-17. If you're
too young to be here, please go home now.
"Water's Edge"
by
Elizabeth Rowandale <bstrbabs@earthlink.net>
Copyright (c) 2003
Chapter 12b
"The more that I learn, the less that I know.
Never thought I would want to slow down.
Just focus on clouds in blue skies,
Above all the rain, the sun shines.
It's just an ordinary day.
I'm much too strange for this ordinary world"
"Ordinary" -- Greg Jones
And more author's notes...
AUTHOR'S NOTE WITH MINOR SPOILER: I know you guys are dying for
Mulder.:) I know the Daniel thing is slowly killing you.:) And
I know that until recently, this WIP has been written so
incredibly slowly that it seems like she's been with Daniel
forever (do you realize, that in the timeline of the story it's
only been a little over a week since Scully first phoned
Daniel?;-)). But you're sooooo close to Mulder. Bear with me,
people. We're almost home.:) And a million thanks to everyone
who has stuck with me through those long dry spells without
posting. Life's a little smoother now, so I hope to never do
that to you again.:) And if you need more reassurance, my
mailbox is always open.
I think you get the picture.
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Date: 2014-05-02 12:51 am (UTC)I'm not new to the XF, but fairly new to fanfic and have been devouring it for the past nine months or so. It's fun to discover there's a place on the internet where people are getting excited about the same things I do. Nuts. Thank goodness for this reading group.
Anyway, I came to say that I Iove that this bingo game has pointed me towards some fics and authors I hadn't hear of before, and ignited discussion of some fics I'd been mulling over in my head. I'm so delighted by all of your comments! I love each and every one of you.
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Date: 2014-05-02 06:05 am (UTC)This is a great place to find recs. I like
If you want to be a member, just go to the home section and look at the communities section, then at your invites. If you click on it, there should be an invitation to the book club waiting.
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Date: 2014-05-14 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-14 05:01 pm (UTC)I am still hoping for a few more suggestions to fill out the rest of the squares. So close, and yet so far...